Morgan Is a Doofus, and Not a Good Barber

Strangely enough, Morgan did in fact become a barber, a bad one, but a barber nonetheless. He got his barber's license at barber college, but he never did get a chance to cut an actual head of hair outside of a few mannequins, before I had to eliminate him. This is probably lucky for the residents of Jasper because it's well known that Morgan had the shakes from years of alcohol abuse.