Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Saturday, September 15, 2007

For Wannabe Bartenders, There's Always Barber College

I am a big proponent of higher education. That's whyI encouraged my friend South Philly Phil to get his GED and my friend Mike Doe to go to bartending school.

This, too, is why I am encouraging prospective barbers: there's always barber college. After all, if you're going to mess with a man's feathered do, you'd better bring your A-game. Otherwise, your throat just might get ripped out.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Hair Spray is Critical to Bouncers

Bouncers need hairspray even more than the customers. A poorly groomed bouncer is a poorly-performing bouncer. And without some first-rate hairspray, grooming inevitably goes to hell in a handbasket. Just ask Red Butler.

More on Morgan's Lack of Temperament for the Trade

Morgan failed the number one rule of bouncing: Be nice. He had a nasty disposition and was always trying to settle problems with his fists...inside the bar! Major no-no's in the bouncing profession.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Morgan Flunked Out of Barber College

Wow, one of the readers of There's Always Barber College informs me that Morgan did indeed flunk out of barber college! More news on this tomorrow, as it comes in!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Not All Bad Employees Should Attend Barber College

This disclaimer should not really be necessary, but my lawyer advises me that it is always better to be safe than sorry. (Bad advice everywhere else, but good advice when it comes to the legal system.) So here it is: when you fire someone, do not ALWAYS advise them to go to barber college. Some bad employees have really unsteady hands, and are unethical to boot, and cannot be trusted with scissors in their hands.