Jonathan Antin of Beverly Hills Cuts My Hair -- There, I Said It!

Only the best barbers should be allowed near your hair. Mike Doe used to get $8 hair cuts and his head paid the price. Now he's bumped himself up to $14 cuts. Much nicer!

I Love New York...but I Love My IQ Even More
EXCLUSIVE: Midget Mac of I Love New York Credits 3rd Leg
No More Midget Mac Posts, Mike Doe Hereby Promises...May Lightning Strike and Burn Me Crispier than Crisply Burnt Toast If I Break This Solemn Vow!!!!!
This Is Mike Doe's Head, Without the Body Attached

Hair Spray is Critical to Bouncers

Bouncers need hairspray even more than the customers. A poorly groomed bouncer is a poorly-performing bouncer. And without some first-rate hairspray, grooming inevitably goes to hell in a handbasket. Just ask Red Butler.