Jonathan Antin of Beverly Hills Cuts My Hair -- There, I Said It!

Only the best barbers should be allowed near your hair. Mike Doe used to get $8 hair cuts and his head paid the price. Now he's bumped himself up to $14 cuts. Much nicer!

I Love New York...but I Love My IQ Even More
EXCLUSIVE: Midget Mac of I Love New York Credits 3rd Leg
No More Midget Mac Posts, Mike Doe Hereby Promises...May Lightning Strike and Burn Me Crispier than Crisply Burnt Toast If I Break This Solemn Vow!!!!!
This Is Mike Doe's Head, Without the Body Attached

Mike Doe Quits Barber College, Starts Twittering

Some great Twitter news: Mike Doe is already cracking jokes at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

For Wannabe Bartenders, There's Always Barber College

I am a big proponent of higher education. That's whyI encouraged my friend South Philly Phil to get his GED and my friend Mike Doe to go to bartending school.

This, too, is why I am encouraging prospective barbers: there's always barber college. After all, if you're going to mess with a man's feathered do, you'd better bring your A-game. Otherwise, your throat just might get ripped out.