Morgan Is a Doofus, and Not a Good Barber

Strangely enough, Morgan did in fact become a barber, a bad one, but a barber nonetheless. He got his barber's license at barber college, but he never did get a chance to cut an actual head of hair outside of a few mannequins, before I had to eliminate him. This is probably lucky for the residents of Jasper because it's well known that Morgan had the shakes from years of alcohol abuse.

There's Always Barber College

Whenever you fire some dude who doesn't have the right temperament for the trade, be sure to remind him: "There's always barber college."

This will help make him less enraged AND less likely to threaten your life.

Usually.