Morgan Flunked Out of Barber College

Wow, one of the readers of There's Always Barber College informs me that Morgan did indeed flunk out of barber college! More news on this tomorrow, as it comes in!

Morgan Is a Doofus, and Not a Good Barber

Strangely enough, Morgan did in fact become a barber, a bad one, but a barber nonetheless. He got his barber's license at barber college, but he never did get a chance to cut an actual head of hair outside of a few mannequins, before I had to eliminate him. This is probably lucky for the residents of Jasper because it's well known that Morgan had the shakes from years of alcohol abuse.